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Paul Ryan Slits Auto Mechanic’s Throat To Kick Off GOP Purge Of Working Class

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Paul Ryan Slits Auto Mechanic’s Throat To Kick Off GOP Purge Of Working Class

WASHINGTON—Grinning proudly as blood gushed from his victim’s windpipe, House Speaker Paul Ryan reportedly slit an auto mechanic’s throat Wednesday to kick off the GOP purge of the working class. “With our tax reform bill giving us the mandate we have long desired, there’s nothing stopping…

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  1. These days you have to triple check if something is The Onion or not… At this point there’s little he could do that would surprise me. I’m getting really tired of living in the United States of Idiocracy.

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